Although the guarantee is very unusual, there are no gimmicks and no hidden hassles. The guarantee is that if it is not the BEST DOGGONE LOTION you’ve ever used, you get your money back plus $5. Even if you really like Miracle Lotion®, if it’s not the BEST lotion that you’ve ever used, you get your money back. If you like Miracle Lotion® better than 9 out of 10 lotions, you get your money back. Even if the one you like better costs twice as much (although we don’t know of a better lotion at any price), you still get your money back plus $5.
The procedure is simple. Mail the bottle back using regular U. S. Post Office Parcel Select mail. Mail to: Century Systems Inc., 120 SELIG DR SW, Atlanta, GA 30336-2026
Include your receipt, your printed mailing address and the bottle. We will look at the postage paid and add the return postage, the purchase price plus tax, plus $5, and mail you a check that should arrive to you no later than 15 business days (but usually sooner) after you mail the bottle back to us. We appreciate any comments that will help us improve but they are not required.
There are only two limitations. The return postage refund offer does not apply outside of the U.S., and there is a limit of one refund per person or household through the end of time and throughout the universe.
The answer to this question is a theme that runs throughout many of the answers to The 10 Most Asked Questions About Miracle Lotion®, and this MUST be explained and understood because the answer literally permeates Miracle Lotion®. Without this understanding, many of the answers simply won’t make sense.
Century Systems was founded over 30 years ago in 1988 and is headed by very spiritual people who believe in a Divine source. Whether you call the Divine source God, Cosmic Consciousness, The Higher Mind, The Source of All or whatever term you choose, we call the source God.
Miracle Lotion® was first sold in 1993. Except for a preservative change that replaced parabens, the formula remained unchanged for 25 years. Thousands of bottles of Miracle Lotion® were sold each month in health food stores.
Pastor Bronner, the founder and president of Century Systems, the company that produces Miracle Lotion®, is also the pastor of a Christian church. Since 1994 he has served as pastor without any pay or financial compensation. He is a chemist by education and has over 40 years of practical experience as a chemist. He also usually spends an hour each day in prayer and meditation. It was the chemist training and experience that produced the first Miracle Lotion® in 1993. It was the connection with God that produced the revised formula for Miracle Lotion® that began selling in 2019.
In 2006, Pastor Bronner’s church began a healing service called God Heals®. You can read the details of the God Heals® service at GodHeals.net. Essentially people attend God Heals® and the pastors pray over their issues, and often place their hands on the attendees’ heads and prophesy or speak words of encouragement or instruction according to how God leads. It is also helpful for those who attend God Heals® to have something to take with them to build faith and continue the process. Two products were created for the attendees.
The first was the Words for Healing CD at HealingCD.com and the second was God Heals® Oil. A Words for Healing CD was mailed free to every registered hospital in the U.S. which was over 5,000 hospitals.
All attendees are given a bottle of God Heals® Oil at no charge. God Heals® Oil goes through a very spiritual process during its production. After the pastors blend the oils, the next process is placing the stainless steel containers of blended oils into a natural source of pure running water, such as a stream, river or flowing well water. Then it is prayed over by four different sets of people in four different places for a minimum of 28 hours of prayer over 28 days. The oil then spends a minimum of 84 days in a special room where Words for Healing plays continuously. God Heals® Oil can only be handled or the bottles filled by specially chosen people. These are some of the steps for the preparation of God Heals Oil®. For full details of its preparation, go to GodHeals.net.
In 2018, Pastor Bronner heard the voice of God speak again. Instructions were given on changes to the existing formula, bottle, label and box design, and even to put the name God Heals® on the front label. No other graphic artists were used in the label and box design. It was designed from the vision God had shown to Pastor Bronner.
According to Divine instruction, several ingredients were added including God Heals® Oil. Only Pastor Bronner can add the God Heals® Oil to each batch of Miracle Lotion®. It is kept consecrated until he pours the oil into the batching tank as the last ingredient and then prays over the entire tank.
When test subjects tried the new formulation, they raved about how much better it was and that it was the best lotion they had ever used. God spoke the slogan (yes, we know “Doggone” is an odd word to use but…) and thus the slogan was implemented.
Yes, you can buy several bottles of excellent lotion for the price of one bottle of Miracle Lotion®. The cost of Miracle Lotion® is set by two factors. First, there’s the cost of the ingredients. The original Miracle Lotion® was first sold in 1993 in health food stores and cost $7.00 for an 8 oz. bottle.
A few years later, the cost was increased to $9.00 per bottle. We sold thousands of bottles of Miracle Lotion® each month from 1993-2018. In 2019, when the new formula was introduced, the cost to make Miracle Lotion® skyrocketed. The additional ingredients greatly increased the cost to make Miracle Lotion®, but the cost was kept the same per ounce as the original formula, $9.00 for the original 8 oz. bottle vs $18.00 for the new 16 oz. There was a slight increase in the wholesale price, but the net cost to the consumer remained the same per ounce.
The Word from God was that the lotion shall sell for $18.00 per 16 oz. bottle. Based on the ingredient costs, the price should be more than $18.00 per bottle. There are many non-prescription lotions that are over $18.00 for only 8 oz., but the Divine Word set it and limited it to $18.00.
STUDY The Benefits of Frankincense. That’s what you smell. That’s why we pay so much for it, because of what it does for you.
The relaxing aromatherapy fragrance smells clean and pure like a deep woods forest. The fragrance dissipates fast. Once you apply Miracle Lotion®, the fragrance is gone in minutes and won’t clash with perfume or cologne. The way your skin feels lasts all day, but the fragrance dissipates quickly.
The deep woodsy fragrance of Miracle Lotion® comes only from Frankincense. Frankincense is a very expensive resin from the hardy Boswellia tree and a lot of it is in Miracle Lotion®.
Smell is a very personal thing and the smell that some love, others simply won’t prefer the relaxing deep woods fragrance.
Search “The Benefits of Frankincense” to see how good it is for your whole body and mind. Many who didn’t initially like the fragrance started liking it after a few days or they keep using it because absolutely nothing else works quite like H.E.A.L. QUICK® Miracle Lotion®. Try it for just a week, and if you still don’t like it better than any other lotion, see Question 1.
The directions say to “Shake Well.” Miracle Lotion® contains a high percentage of natural oils and some of the oils may rise. The lotion may become thinner over time but absorbs even better.
It does not use typical detergent emulsifiers, it is more of a suspension which is one reason it works so well. This is very similar to what happens with natural peanut butter. Shake for 5 seconds or just use the oil on your skin. Everything still works great.
This is another of the Divine commands. “Do not sell Miracle Lotion® from your website,” was the command. Thus, we do not sell Miracle Lotion® from our website. We believe one reason for this is to help protect the stores that sell Miracle Lotion®. It is becoming increasingly difficult for physical retail stores to remain profitable. Many customers first tried or will try Miracle Lotion® by sampling it in a store. When we don’t sell it directly from our website, people must buy it from a store or the store where they likely first sampled it.
The command that Miracle Lotion® is to be sold for $18.00 per bottle, not $17.99 or $17.95 but $18.00, is why you can’t find it cheaper on the web. We strictly monitor and enforce MAP (Minimum Advertised Price) pricing. We also understand how this helps to protect the store. Customers will often initially see a product in a store then search for it cheaper online (yes, most of us do), but this hurts the stores that paid for the space, shelves and personnel to introduce the product to you in the first place. No store will be able to advertise a cheaper price, not even by a penny.
Each bottle of Miracle Lotion® has a unique serial number so each bottle can be uniquely identified. This allows us to track and know which store or vendor purchased each bottle. If we find a vendor violating the $18.00 price, we can take the appropriate action. This is operating at a higher spiritual level and to be truly blessed, everything needs to be right and fair. If you were a store, isn’t this how you would want to be treated?
The final Divine instruction when Miracle Lotion® was reformulated was to run a microbial challenge without preservatives. For a nutrient rich product containing water this was unheard of. NO PRESERVATIVES???!!!
A microbial challenge is a standard scientific procedure where a product is tested to see how well it is preserved and if it will stand up to microbial contamination. The process is simple, and this test is performed with many foods and cosmetics. A variety of contaminants are added to the product at a very high level and then the microbial level is tested at 14- and 28-day intervals. If the level of contaminants significantly goes down, the preservative is working. If the level goes up or remains near the same level, the preservative is not working.
When the revised formulation of Miracle Lotion® without preservatives was challenged on day one, the lab added several million CFUs (colony forming units) of various species of mold, yeast and bacteria. At the 14-day measurement, ALL of the microorganisms were listed as “<10” or less than 10. Over 99.99% of the yeast, mold and bacteria had been killed. Two different types of preservatives and the no preservative formula were tested. The no preservative formula actually had a stronger anti-microbial action than the formula with added preservatives. You can view the results of the challenge here: http://miraclelotion.com/miracle-lotion-century-systems-preservative-efficacy-summary/
Day 00 = The sample when the 3rd party testing lab received it.
Day 01 = After being inoculated with microorganisms.
Day 14 = After 14 days of being inoculated.
Day 28 = After 28 days of being inoculated.
We state ‘No Added Preservatives’ instead of ‘No Preservatives’ because in truth, something is preserving the lotion with anti-microbial action. Anti-microbial action is one of the many properties of Frankincense and some of the other added ingredients, and it is in Miracle Lotion® in large enough quantities to have this effect. Maybe it is a particular ingredient and maybe it is the combination. All we know is that it works and it naturally kills germs and microbes placed in the lotion.
“Contains plant and nut oils and herbs. If you experience any irritation, allergic or adverse reactions, stop using immediately and request a refund from MiracleLotion.com.”
With over 35 natural ingredients, this is a precaution for the rare person who may be allergic to an ingredient. The original formula did not have this warning, and in 25 years we did not have a single reported allergic reaction. Since we added more natural ingredients, we wanted to make absolutely sure to caution that rare person.
Lotions are generally pure white in color, but you can usually see a very faint golden tint in Miracle Lotion®. This is due to the color of the ingredients. The ingredients for most lotions are either clear or white.
The waxes and waxy alcohols that are normally used in lotions are white. Miracle Lotion® uses none of the typical waxes and alcohols used in lotion such as cetyl alcohol and/or stearyl alcohol and stearic acid. There is nothing wrong with those ingredients which most lotions use, but we just don’t use them.
Many of the natural ingredients used in Miracle Lotion® have color to them just as the fruits, nuts, herbs and plant oils that you eat have color in them. These can often cause Miracle Lotion® to develop a slightly golden tint. We do not bleach any ingredients.
Miracle Lotion® was an awesome lotion before the new formula with the changes spoken by God, but the Divinely instructed formula works so much better. People who try it, whether they are spiritual or not, or whether they believe in a Divine power or not, simply love it.
Many have seen the phenomenal results on their or their loved one’s skin from using Miracle Lotion®. There is much mystery and debate about spiritual things. Afterall, there are many denominations of just Christianity indicating people often don’t agree on spiritual things even within the same book and religion.
As far as Miracle Lotion® is concerned: regardless of your spiritual beliefs, there is one very important fact that ONLY YOU can prove.
The best doggone lotion you’ve ever used
or your money back
It is not required to keep extra bottles in the refrigerator; we just recommend that you do so for freshness. When we sold the original formula of Miracle Lotion® on our website, we literally had customers who would order a full case (one dozen bottles) at full retail price. As with most products and especially products containing a lot of natural ingredients, it is best to keep them in a cool place. We do not recommend the freezer, but we do recommend that you keep any extra bottles in the refrigerator for freshness.
Some may be concerned about one of the 17 natural oils: wheat germ oil. We use a highly refined oil which contains no gluten. This is the manufacturer’s statement: “Wheat Germ Oil REF, as highly refined oil, is gluten free. This oil has been evaluated for residual gluten content and the results were under detection limits (0.05 mg/kg).” The other oils are similar. With Miracle Lotion® being on the market since 1993, we have yet to receive any reports of allergic reactions.
Most do not recommend using a body lotion on your face mainly because they contain fragrances which can irritate. Miracle Lotion® does not contain fragrances or preservatives, but it is richer than most “face only” lotions. We suggest that you try it and see how it makes your skin feel. It may work much better for your face and hair especially if you have dry skin. You will have to see how it works with your makeup, if you use makeup.
Many use it on both face and hair daily with great results, but if your face and hair are very oily, simply test it and see if you like the results.
Many use Miracle Lotion® from head to toe and everywhere in between.
I am the President of Century Systems (makers of Miracle Lotion®) and the chief chemist and partial formulator of Miracle Lotion®. I say partial formulator because of the Divine story behind Miracle Lotion®.
I am writing this in response to the three ingredients that we get questions on. I am answering those questions as truthfully as I can. We fully understand if one of those three is an absolute no-no for you but at least read my rationale.
WHY DO YOU USE CANOLA OIL?
We use canola oil because it is the best oil considering feel, function, cost and safety.
Canola oil is controversial. You will find differing opinions on whether to “COOK” with canola strewn across the internet. This website basically says not to cook with canola oil. This article puts canola, soy, corn and palm oils in the same “do not eat” category.
This website highly recommends canola oil as one of the best cooking oils. Years ago coconut oil was on the health food “bad” list due to the saturated fat content. Now it’s the health food darling. Stuff changes but truth never does. The problem is knowing the truth.
I have a simple rule about formulating and putting products on the market, and I am extremely health conscious for myself and my family. If I won’t give it to my wife and kids (we have four boys), I won’t sell it to the public. There’s a bottle of Miracle Lotion® in every bathroom in my house, and my entire family (including my 85-year-old mother) uses it.
I use Miracle Lotion® every single day, and I apply it literally from head to toe. I put it in my hair; and under the bottom of my feet and everywhere in-between. If your hair is oily, I would not recommend it for oily hair; but if it is dry and needs moisture, it works phenomenally on hair.
Is canola oil the best oil to cook with? Probably not. There are better options. Will it kill you or do you harm? Probably not.
Also, the lotion goes on the skin; you don’t eat it, but I really would not have an issue ingesting Miracle Lotion® or eating foods cooked in canola oil. Stuff is relative and often we obsess over things that are not major.
For example, buying chips in the health food store is a problem for me because most of them have a high level of salt. The salt content for the average American is far more dangerous than what oil the chips are cooked in. It’s very hard to find unsalted anything in the health food store, but no one complains about all of the salt in foods. Even bread has over 200mg of sodium per slice but so few are aware of this. Read about that here, and don’t even get me started on sugar.
Eating totally pure food and living in a totally pure environment is virtually impossible or the possibility brings too many inconveniences. Almost two out of three people in America are overweight. That’s still a big danger point. Whether they are overweight from eating foods cooked in corn, soy, peanut, canola or olive oil doesn’t make that big of a difference in my opinion.
I understand your concern about canola oil due to the varying internet opinions but remember, Miracle Lotion® also contains no preservatives. I would far rather have a lotion with canola oil and no preservatives than a standard lotion with preservatives.
This is the second ingredient that we get complaints on. This concern is more justified than canola oil, but I feel it is still a very minor concern. Cyclomethicone is essentially a silicone. Silicones are by their nature inert and derived from sand. Silicone is often used for breast implants. They are literally in thousands of cosmetics and have an excellent safety record. I am actually more concerned about some of the natural ingredients causing a reaction (in particular nut oils) than the cyclomethicone.
I have hypersensitive skin. I cannot wear watches because every type of watch band will eventually cause my skin to break out (including silicone, hypo-allergenic leather, stainless steel and titanium). I had to stop wearing my wedding band for the same reason, and I tried every type of ring from titanium to hematite (a type of stone). ALL of them eventually broke my skin out.
I have had absolutely NO ADVERSE or NEGATIVE REACTIONS with Miracle Lotion®, and I use it ALL OVER MY BODY every single day.
THE THIRD INGREDIENT OF COMPLAINT IS MINERAL OIL.
My parents and grandparents used mineral oil as an internal laxative (in other words they swallowed it) and most baby oils are still 100% mineral oil.
My suggestion is to give Miracle Lotion® a try. We have NEVER had a customer report an allergic or adverse reaction which is an almost unbelievable safety record considering all of the ingredients contained in Miracle Lotion®. Try it! We absolutely honor our guarantee: The Best Doggone Lotion You’ve Ever Used or Your Money Back plus $5.
President, Century Systems Inc.
We’ve had several reports from users that mosquitoes do not bite when they use Miracle Lotion®. We have NOT run a proper clinical trial to prove or disprove this but we did conduct our own simple test.
An employee with no lotion applied went to a heavily wooded area close to our plant and stayed for a few minutes. They got 8 mosquito bites.
The next day they applied Miracle Lotion® to their arms, hands, neck and face. All other body parts were covered with clothing.
They waited five hours then went back to the same wooded area. They said big, black mosquitoes were buzzing all around them. They stayed in the woods for a few minutes but did not get a single bite.
We do not know whether it works on all species of mosquitoes or even in other parts of the country. We do not know what caused the mosquitoes not to bite the employee. We have our theories but we have not done a clinical test to determine the ingredient or ingredients that caused this.
DIRECTIONS: Shake well as pure oils may rise. Lotion may become thinner but will absorb even better. Apply to skin and massage in. Use daily or as often as needed. 1 or 2 pumps is usually enough. The rich formula goes a long way. Over 200 pumps per bottle.
H.E.A.L. QUICK® Miracle Lotion® with God Heals® Oil from GodHeals.net works wonders on normal, dry, cracking, rough, itchy or problem skin. Pure luxurious emollients soften and soothe skin, leaving your skin glowing. Most feel the conditioning and moisturizing effects all day, even after washing. There are NO added fragrances or preservatives. Fragranced only with rich, pure Frankincense oil which sells for over $1,000.00 per gallon. Search the health benefits of Frankincense.
The best doggone lotion you’ve ever used or your money back plus $5.00.
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